2019.04.04, 19:04

[Germans normally] I should file my taxes.

[Germans seeing that a train is sitting at the S-Bahn platform] I MUST PUSH ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE AND CHILDREN OUT OF MY WAY IN ORDER TO BOARD THIS VEHICLE THAT WILL BE REPLACED BY AN IDENTICAL ONE IN THREE MINUTES.

[Germans normally] I should file my taxes.

[Germans seeing that a train is sitting at the S-Bahn platform] I MUST PUSH ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE AND CHILDREN OUT OF MY WAY IN ORDER TO BOARD THIS VEHICLE THAT WILL BE REPLACED BY AN IDENTICAL ONE IN THREE MINUTES.