I came out of our cellar to find my 70 year old neighbour hanging fully out of her window, three meters above the ground. She was supported by only a hand around the frame and a well braced foot. She assures me that it's all okay, she used to be in a circus.
How the hell are you getting all these replies on here, Charlie?
Ah, sweet summer child. It's time to send your own Webmention!